"Even in death, there is no escape."

Uzumaki, Junji Ito

cactuseeds:

"I had to interrupt and stop this conversation
Your voice across the line gives me a strange sensation
I’d like to talk when I can show you my affection
Oh I can’t control myself”

Electrick Children (2012)

brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

i have my two hardest tests this week so i made a phone case

also i finally got a new phone and didn’t have to pay a dime yall

my trade in even left me enough money for a case

thegrizzlychadams:

the-goddamazon:

scorpysue:

the-goddamazon:

projectionsonthewall:

Neil deGrasse Tyson on Aliens

Hawking is all worried that aliens might suck our brains out. That concern comes from the fact that when any of us explored the world with high technology ships and came upon a civilization less advanced, it was bad for the less advanced civilization. They either were completely wiped out or subjugated or enslaved or whatever, so I think his fear about aliens is a reflection of his actual knowledge of how humans treat each other, not real knowledge of how real aliens would treat us."

- Neil deGrasse Tyson

SHOTS

FIRED

UGH YES THANK YOU

alien life is SO FAR BEYOND our comprehension, potentially, that it doesn’t fucking contribute to anything other than fearmongering to suggest that they would destroy us if they came in contact with us.

if alien life is out there and it’s looking to make contact with other species, its goals are most probably the same as ours: to figure out if there is life elsewhere in the universe.

why speculate on the very tiny chance that a warlike advanced alien species is going to crash down on us and wipe us out when there are a million other more amazing possibilities out there?

Because white people live in fear that SOMEBODY—even if it’s a damn tentacle monster from Alpha Centauri—is gonna come and do to them what they’ve done to the world.

That last comment.

manymistypes:

-beth pecora

lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

via

meghan-in-motion:

Who was I kidding? I can’t get past you. You are the cops, you are my student loans.

via

whattothewhatwhat:

The Front Bottoms - Maps (Acoustic) (x)

seinfeld2:

ravenxarisa:

tramampoline:

callurn:

thestarkwhoskateboards:

callurn:

Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know

how do you figure that

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uncle machete from spy kids is the same machete from machete and machete kills, if that wasn’t clear

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bestevrrdeathmetalband:

shout out 2 everyone who is tryin to fight the creeping sense of dread w temporal things

audixe:

Bye this pigeon has the dolce and gabbana ss15 #look

michaelwardartist:

Suburban Views Two

Attempting to not puke up antibiotics and plotting ways to commit arson without leaving evidence, casual Monday night.

hate to spew southern dad idioms but YOUR WORD IS ALL YOU REALLY HAVE
IT IS YOUR ONLY TRUE CREDIT
so don’t FUCKING LIE TO PEOPLE
IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A DIPSHIT when you’re found out ((because you will be found out eventually)) and forces the people that know you lied to trivialize your entire personality/reduce you a doofy scumbag in their heads and FUCK just be a decent human

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